Nowadays, I can frequently be found with my new s/o at our favorite hangout. Yes, I bring Rufus the Ranger to the gas station quite often. Well, this morning I was there minding my own business and I look up to see a lady looking at me. “She’s checking me out!” I say! Being the man I am, I quickly turn around to see if some young buck is standing behind me, and much to my surprise…I’m alone. I look back and she’s looking down, but very obviously grinning. So what did I do?

Did I smile back?

Did I act all cool & say “Hello”?

Did I rub my nipple and purr?

No…obviously I did what comes natural to me. I blushed like mad, flustered around trying to put the gas nozzle away, jumped in my truck and got the hell out of there while thinking “Wow! I’m hot!!!!!!” the whole rest of the ride to work. At the risk of divulging TMI…the decaf was hitting me, so I went to the men’s room before going into my office.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

You have a new S/o???? Lucky guy!

I'm telling Mrs WI!

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

maybe she was just riveted by the sight of your hose nozzle pumping into your tank hole.





























cutie.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

Well, she's not the only one to think that!!!!!

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~Tainted Love~

Have any of you noticed that I'm wearing eyeglasses?

















And have sunglasses on my head? pmplmao

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

been there done that! Too cute!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

I thought that was the look you were going for

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Yup, I noticed the double glasses. But I was more struck by the fact that I think I've met your younger brother.

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When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and swing.

Awwww...you are a cutie..but then I think you know how we feel about ya around here...:

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I like the bed I'm sleeping in, just like me it's broken in; it's not old -- just older.
Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi

I like your style cutie pie!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~