Well ...........I was talking to Boog and filled my coffee cup and put it in the microwave to heat it up, next thing I knew Boog was telling me my cup was burning. I had used my metal cup with rubber trim instead of putting it in one of the plastic ones I normally do. So now the place smells really BAD!!!!!!!!! My cup handle is melted and cup is in the trash.
I'm soooo glad the microwave is fine........being new and all.

Cripes I'm a "Bonehead"


Anyone else!??!?!??!

Nope.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Bet that was a strong cup of coffee.

yep, ya sure are.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

Nup! All of us are perfect.














…………………… except for the time I made coffee and washed the pot, rinsed the basket, added the coffee and turned it on … to come back ½ hour later and find I only forgot one thing. Water.

….. or the time I emptied the dryer, put the cloths from the washer into the dryer, put the clothes from the basket back into the washer and washed them again. What is worse, I didn’t (or did) realize WTF I had done when I got upstairs and didn’t have any clothes to fold.

….. or the time……………………….

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My bonehead thing today? I came into work.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

The was most likely the best cup-o-joe you ever had

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"Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead."


Live Life, hearses don't come with luggage racks.
The second mouse always gets the cheese

Almost.

The best one came from my discovery of heat dried coffee crystals, the day I put a cup in the in the microwave to warm up, pushed the normal 1’ 40” and hit start. Seems I added an extra 0 for 14’ 00”.


……… ah yes. The power of 10!

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yesterday felt like a thursday to me, and I tried to show up "late" (at 1400) for an appointment (at 1330) that I had scheduled for today.

the bonehead thing i came across was my mates 16 year old daughter who came home from school and complained she was hungry so my mate told her there is 2 minute noddles inthe cupboard, she went to the cubboard got out the noodles broke them up into a bowl and placed them in the microwave and turned it on then walked out the room, after about a minute or so i could smell something burning and glanced over to the micowave and i could see the bowl in the microwavw was actually on fire so i ran over and turned it off opened to door a hughe cloud of smoke came out and the flames died down enough to blow the fire out, i then called out to my mates daughter who came into the kitchen and stated she wanted 2 minute noodles not 1 minute ashes, her dad reply thats what you get when you dont add water, she then said it did not matter now shes not hungry....what a bonehead

Getting out of bed...yup, that was definately my bonehead act of the day...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Today I was cleaning out the fridge, dumping out a container til it was empty, then went to put the empty dirty container back in fridge...DUH

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~Tainted Love~

I put a cup o' soup in the nuker at work & helped the cleaning lady empty the dishwasher. After we were done, I was heading back to my desk to take a sip & realized I hadn't pressed 'start' on the nuker. Doh!

Today, there was ice cream in the freezer at work & I went to get it for the gang but dropped a box of ice cream sandwiches & a box of creamsicles all over the floor.

I blame the work kitchen.

Why it took a half day to put a spread sheet and seven pages of information into a half dozen, two to three sentence, paragraphs?

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