
04-27-2006, 06:13 PM
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arOusal art!st!
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New Virus--WARNING!
New Virus--IMPORTANT!
There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (or as it's commonly known - WORK).
If you receive WORK of any kind from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via ANY means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private/social life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK, follow these instructions:
1. Put on your jacket
2. Take 2 friends to the nearest bar
3. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor
(or as it's commonly called - WINE)
4. Ingest the antidote orally in 6-8 oz. doses repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system
PLEASE share this warning with 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life! This virus is DEADLY! Run (don't walk) to the closest liquor store or restaurant (if you are not near a bar) and administer the antidote immediately!
UPDATE: After extensive testing, it has been concluded that Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (or BEER) may be substituted for
WINE.
Please note that you may require a more generous dosage in order
to receive equal benefit of WINE.
Looking out for you and your health!
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04-27-2006, 06:14 PM
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~a little bit naughty~
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Georgia
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 I don't wanna WORK!!!
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04-27-2006, 06:16 PM
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arOusal art!st!
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Come on Tess I have a bottle of the Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor here... join me?
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Variety is the soul of pleasure. ~ Aphra Behn
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04-27-2006, 06:23 PM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: North Australia
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If I remember right, the patch for that one was Recreational Easement Superior Therapy (REST).
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04-27-2006, 06:38 PM
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Manwhore
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Pacific Northwest
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Although on occasion all that is really needed is a Frequent Undulation Coupled with Kneeling (FUCK)
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Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
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In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these
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04-27-2006, 07:45 PM
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My own little world
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: TN
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Sal, you are so thoughtful and I really apprciate it. I would like a bottle of Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor and several doses of Frequent Undulation Coupled with Kneeling (FUCK). lol
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Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi
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04-27-2006, 07:56 PM
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Insatiable
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: WNY
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I've got WORK allright...B-A-D!

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04-27-2006, 08:00 PM
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Not there yet.....
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: NE USA
Posts: 19,794
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I'll share a bottle of isolator with you Sal! (Sexy Ass Lady)
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04-28-2006, 03:00 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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Finally a sensible warning. Thanks, Sal. 
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