MR. PRESIDENT, I'M HEADED TO MEXICO


Dear President Bush:
I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family,
and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across
the border from the U.S. Into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements.
I know you can help with this.
I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports,
immigration quotas and laws.
I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here.
So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that
I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting
the following:


1. Free medical care for my entire family.


2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might
need, whether I use them o r not.


3. All government forms need to be printed in English.


4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.


5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.


6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the
flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.


7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and
lunch.


8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy
access to government services.


9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make
any effort to learn local traffic laws.


10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the
memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all
police officers speak English.


11. I plan to fly the U.S. Flag from my house top, put flag decals
on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not
want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.


12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes,
and don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws.


13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say
a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the economy.
I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all
the people who come to the U.S. From Mexico. I am sure that Pres. Fox
won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.


However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail
hunting with your V.P.


Thank you so much for your kind help.


Sincerely,Irish

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I couldn't agree more!!

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Free medical? Does anyone get free medical in the U.S.?

Would you believe the folks who own the produce farms here in Washington (such as the apple growers) are actually starting to bitch about not having enough workers (illegals) to pick the anticipated bumper crop this season?

Think about that the next time you reach for that bag of apples at the grocery store. Personally - serves them right! If they paid a decent wage they wouldn't have to worry about a workforce.

I've just had an epiphany - let's use prison labor! Chain gangs were all the rage not that many years ago - why not again?

Many people say that these people do work that Americans won't do!Speaking
for myself,I'm 62 now,& I started working at about 12/13yrs old.I can't
remember ANYONE ever asking me to do a job that I wouldn't do! Irish

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(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

"MOST" Illegal Aliens(Undocumented Workers to be politacaly correct) do not
have medical insurance.Not able to go to Doctors,they go to Emergency Rooms(who cannot refuse them)They mostly do not pay their bills there.This
(In "my" opinion) can be called "free" medical. Irish

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