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MEXICO CITY (Reuters) - A Mexican couple were
recovering separately after a marital spat got out of
control and saw them firing guns, throwing knives and
hurling homemade bombs, Mexican daily Milenio said on
Monday.

In scenes taken straight out of hit romantic comedy
"Mr. and Mrs. Smith," starring Brad Pitt and Angelina
Jolie, Juan Espinosa and Irma Contreras fought until
their house blew up in a homemade gasoline bomb
explosion, Milenio said.

Police called to the home in the indigenous Mayan
Indian town of Oxkutzcab in the southeastern state of
Yucatan arrested Espinosa. Contreras was taken to
hospital with third-degree burns.

A local police official confirmed the report but
declined to provide further information.

In the violence-filled movie about the fictional
Smiths, Pitt and Jolie play married assassins ordered
to kill each other.

Espinosa told reporters he was glad his wife had
suffered burns, while Contreras said she was only
sorry she had not "hacked off his manhood" during the fight.

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Homemade bombs?


How did she have the time to search the internet for "homemade bomb" instructions with all that knife flinging and gunfire going on?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

^^^ they multi-task............ remember?








(you can't keep a good woman down)

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I picture them running around the house in circles. Clicking on the next web page, and then gathering the ingredients & mixing them up while dodging bullets & steak knives!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

The happy couple that fights together...stays together?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney