02-10-2006, 09:59 PM
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A Really Bad Day
Today, I woke up early as usual. When I was going to have breakfast I slipped on the stairs and got a big whack on my head.
To calm down, I made a cup of coffee and burned my tongue because it was too damn hot.
I put a slice of bread in the toaster and when I went to get it out I got an electric shock that threw me on my ass.
The telephone rang, it was the office telling me that last night the safe was broken into and everything was taken.
I decided this was the right time to take a nice hot shower and meditate to bring down my stress and help me to relax.
That's when it happened..
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the best thing next to cuchie
"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
Except for speculation, we ONLY have NOW and EACHOTHER!
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02-10-2006, 10:04 PM
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Keeping warm
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PF.....I'm suprized after that your nose doesn't reach from Cleveland to where I am....FIBBER! but if your day did suck otherwise, i'm sorry lol
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02-10-2006, 10:32 PM
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But how's your will to live?
Poor to middling?
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02-10-2006, 10:34 PM
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~a little bit naughty~
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Awwwww come here PF and let me kiss it and make it better.  |
02-10-2006, 10:37 PM
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MSGME!
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coulda been worse....ya could of been choppin' onions for an omelette
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02-10-2006, 10:51 PM
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gurly gurl
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Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think you need some nice new panties to wrap around your booboo
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02-10-2006, 11:06 PM
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But how's your will to live?....
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Very low when I saw that you were still around posting  .......... until DG, TT & IWM saved the day. 
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PANTIES
the best thing next to cuchie
"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
Except for speculation, we ONLY have NOW and EACHOTHER!
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02-10-2006, 11:07 PM
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Made in England
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Originally Posted by jbh3
coulda been worse....ya could of been choppin' onions for an omelette
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Never in a million years jbh3 would that happen to PF.....he doesn't cook! |
02-10-2006, 11:10 PM
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MSGME!
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Originally Posted by BIBI
Never in a million years jbh3 would that happen to PF.....he doesn't cook! |
He's safe then?.....unless he slams it in the microwave door! |
02-10-2006, 11:17 PM
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And no-one's made the comment about any crack'll do?
I'd better not either.
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02-10-2006, 11:25 PM
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Booger Lama
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You should be happy that's the most action you've seen in a long time PF.
P.S. If you are going to make a story up about how bad your day was please try to make it beleavable. I know if you woke up and made toast it wouldn't still be morning. You making toast would take at least till late after noon.
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it's only kinky the first time
it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun
a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand
whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart
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02-11-2006, 12:00 AM
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My own little world
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Poor baby...c'mere and lemme make that boo boo all better lol
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02-11-2006, 07:52 AM
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Larger Than Life
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i bet that brought a tear to the eye
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02-11-2006, 08:49 AM
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To both of them.
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the best thing next to cuchie
"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
Except for speculation, we ONLY have NOW and EACHOTHER!
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02-11-2006, 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Booger
You should be happy that's the most action you've seen in a long time PF.
P.S. If you are going to make a story up about how bad your day was please try to make it beleavable. I know if you woke up and made toast it wouldn't still be morning. You making toast would take at least till late after noon.
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ROFLMAO Booger & OF! |
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