Can anyone tell me what the heck MILF means?

thanks

mother i'd like (to) fuck

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

Thanks Wyndhy!

no prob, bob.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

Has someone been watching too much Bob, the Builder? You sound like Scoop

Of course, that's my son's favorite show

Thanks for asking the question and for the answer - I've been wondering that one myself!

lol......

M stands for Mom?


I thought it was Mod!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

MILF could be translated in so many ways.......
Of course there is Mum I'd like to Fuck.
What about...... Men In Lingerie Feathers?
Or Masturbating Indoors Looses Fertilty.
That is just some that I can think of, anyone else?

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My stories
An erotic story
The instructor and student
Secretary learns how to take a dicktation
The story of sister stephanie

so wise for your years

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If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

OH fuck I just realized you meant Aqua

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

MILF...A great series !!!!!

I suppose the concept of a dairy-based spelling error misses the mark?

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

That doesn't make me a bad person, does it?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

It's my fault really... I mean, I am the one that put the sheep costume on.

As far as MILF's go, I've known a few. When I was, *ahem*, younger I knew a girl whose mom was damn near the hottest woman I had ever spoken too. To make matters worse she was always very nice to me as in she would talk to me not like her daughters friend but like I was her friend. Oh the fantasies I used to have about her.

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Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
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In memory of my friend skip...
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