sweet dreams ~X~ the faster you go to sleep, the faster Santa will come Lovies.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

I’m staying up all night to see what houses Santa skips so I know where the bad girls live.

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PF just look for the one with no sleigh tracks or raindeer poop on the roof.

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

here i was hoping Lilith would come over tonite and give me present or 2

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hungry? why wait.....eat me.

Merry Christmas to you, too, Lilith. Don't let the elves nibble on your tootsies ....
















... unless you want them to.

Merry Christmas!

/me heads to bed

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

All the tall sexy, non pointy bell shoe wearing, non hat with a bell on the end, goodlooking, yummo elves are at my house.........and i aint sharin'

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We didn't get the sugar plum fairies, but a big lunch of beef, chicken, ham and turkey, baked veg and pudding.

Add wine and family getting on well and it's been great.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

So glad to hear everyone is having a happy holiday. Alasse, Christmas is a time for sharing with those less fortunate. I have no sexy elves, I'm definitely less fortunate

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

ROFLMAOPMP

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Merry Christmas (((((EVERYONE)))))

I hope your day was and/or is filled with all the wonder and beauty as the day I am having! As disfunctional as my family can be...we sure do clean up nicely at Christmastime!!!!!

XXXXXOOOOO
Love you guys!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

I've got visions, but not of Sugar Plums. And there is no sleeping involved.

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