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is that for real????


ewwww

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"• All toys thoroughly cleaned and completely hygienic
• No Commitments. Cancel Anytime"

Substitute the word "men" or "women" for "toys" and you'd have a great ad for a brothel......

the whole thing sounds like "rent-a-disease" to me, ewww No thank you!

Maybe there are people (I'm thinking men most likely) who'd get off on the idea of using a toy that another couple have used before......

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I thought Jenna was taller than that.

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Yuck.

Do they have a use by date ?

$19 a month?


Golden Dildo plan? lmfao

I guess it would be beneficial in that it would cut down on the number of toys you're not crazy about cluttering up the nightstand drawer.

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For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

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OMG i really dont know what to say

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Doesn't it just make you wanna apply for the "Dildo Cleaner" job?

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Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

you know there is a show on Discovery channel (i think) that shows the world's dirtiest jobs. at the end of the program they ask for you to send in your suggestions. perhap the dildo cleaner and the spooge cleaner at the adult movie theater might be a good one, LOL

Eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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Ewwwww!


PS Moose- Love your avatar!

Rent-A-Dick would be more fun.

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The idea is good, get to try something to see if you like it then can go buy your own. Saves money and ya won't have alot of toys you thought you would like and find out you didn't now that money is wasted. You could always reclean them when you get them, like a quick bleach wash then rinse.

Just my opinion!

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