The first case of bird flu has hit Florida

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That quacked me up

OMG, that's just fowl! Maybe he should of ducked out of sight before it had a chance to hunt him down.

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Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Be sure to leave a pun or two for OldFart

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Is there a "bill" for using puns here?

No, but some tend to get their feather's ruffled.

Just try not to de coy, or you might be asked to get the flock out of here.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Roflmao

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~Tainted Love~

*snort* Duck for cover.....you're all acting a bit bird brained too

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Oh my god...I hope I haven't created too much of a flap for I wouldn't want to get anyone down.

I see Old Fart is on now. I know some peeps who should be tarred and feathered

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

I'm sure OF will find something to make me preen with envy.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Now that is just ducky....and just before Christmas too. Hopefully, he feathered his nest for his family before fate took him to the Big Bird in the sky!

Be kind to your webbed footed friends - for a duck may be some body's mother

Oh wait - that's another thread......

Isn't it just ducky that someone Lilith shared this with us?

You know, Lilith… one of these DAYS(ies) you’re just going to make me DON(ald) my trusty pun suit and fly my HUEY helicopter over the early morning DEW(ey) searching for new puns in LIEU(ie) of meaningful conversation.
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Oh geez, I'm just a sick and twisted individual

OMG...call 911......Donald's down!!!