11-25-2005, 11:00 PM
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New Supreme Court Ruling
Christmas Time in Washington
The Supreme Court ruled there cannot be a Nativity scene in Washington, D.C. this Christmas. This isn't for any religious or constitutional reason, they simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the nation's capitol. There was no problem however finding enough asses to fill the stable.
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11-25-2005, 11:16 PM
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BIBI,
Alas, too true!
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11-25-2005, 11:27 PM
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Enter the Pearly Gates
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something relating or associated with Christmas.
The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in.
The second man presents a cracker, so he is also allowed in.
The third man pulls out a pair of stockings.
Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do these represent Christmas?"
Answer... "They're Carol's."
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11-25-2005, 11:31 PM
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I want to see something really cheap....
After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.
"How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50.
"That's a bit much," said Tom, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.
"Thats still quite a bit," Tom groused.
Growing disgusted, the clerk brought out a tiny $15 bottle.
Tom grew agitated, "What I mean," he said, "is I'd like to see something real cheap."
So the clerk handed him a mirror
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11-25-2005, 11:46 PM
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Missing the Angels
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Too funny BIBI.........and I love your AV!!!!
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11-26-2005, 12:51 AM
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Just me.
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LOL. These are terrific BIBI.
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11-26-2005, 07:44 AM
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Insatiable
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Originally Posted by BIBI
Christmas Time in Washington
The Supreme Court ruled there cannot be a Nativity scene in Washington, D.C. this Christmas. This isn't for any religious or constitutional reason, they simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the nation's capitol. There was no problem however finding enough asses to fill the stable.
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GOOD ONE!!!!!
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11-26-2005, 11:14 PM
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Everybody Stretch!
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*giggle, giggle, snort*
DAMN! I hate when I snort!
*snargle*
SHIT!!!!!!!!! That's worse!
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11-27-2005, 07:57 AM
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thats very funny bibi, thanks for the laugh
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