The Four Ghosts of the White House

One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing by him Bush asks him, "George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?"

"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises, and then fades away


The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out, "Tom, please! What is the best thing I can do to help the country?"


"Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from sight...


The third night sleep still does not come for Bush. He awakens to see the ghost of FDR hovering over his bed. Bush whispers, "Franklin, What is the best thing I can do to help the country?"


"Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies and fades into the mist...


Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure moving in the shadows. It is the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Bush pleads, "Abe, what is the best thing I can do right now to help the country?"


Lincoln replies, "Go see a play."

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Erotcalover1Cyn

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

lol

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The mind never forgets what the hands have learned

that's treason!!!!!!!!!

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

I was expecting #4 to be Clinton "You've a couple of daughters, haven't you George?"

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

LMAO@original post and OF's reply!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

haha

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hungry? why wait.....eat me.

But if Bush does get himself assissinated, then we get a real dick in the White House.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

ouch

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