Symptoms of the BIRD FLU...


The Center for Disease Control & Prevention has released a list of symptoms
of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical
treatment immediately:


1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield.

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*snort*

:grin:

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

If they crow like that, are we liable to think of them as dumb clucks?

what does it mean when you are only experiencing no. 6?

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hungry? why wait.....eat me.

Lil, I'm surprised that you would stoop to posting such a fowl item...




...I mean, I'd feel so chickenshit...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

I'd be ducking if I made a comment like that, Scotz.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Senior Management material perhaps?

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Eudaimonia

What does a glass maker think after taking ExLax?