I want it...c'mon, I know it's there. I can feel it right there at the tip of your cock! You're so thick and hard, I can feel all that cum inside of you ready to come out. Come on, give it to me. I wanna feel your hot cum on my hand while I'm jerking you off. I wanna feel your stomach tighten up when you squirt. Oooooh, your balls are so tight, so full, they need to gush. Your skin feels so hot, I love how hot you get when I'm stroking your cock! Oh yeah, here it comes, here it cums!!! OMG, I can feel your cock throbbing, yes YES YES!!!!!


That's what I heard during my handjob last night!






Unfortunately...I was also the one saying it! :dizzy:


Anyone else try talking dirty to themselves like this when they masturbate? I must say, it worked. ha ha

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

:telephone
jus' sayin'

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If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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Can you make your voice sound like mine? :grin:

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

No but I do a damn good Fran Drescher

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Talk about a buzzkill...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

You DO NOT! LOL

I don't think I do the dirty talk t'ing but I moan like a mofo!

Um, I'm right there with ^^^, on both accounts.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

<~~~ Loves to talk dirty.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

And I thought it would be too early for me to get turned on. Wrong!!


I have talked dirty to myself while masturbating. I admit it works!

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

OK I'll admit that sometimes if I'm lost in the moment the odd obscenity might escape my lips during a private moment......I think it helps to centre you right in the fantasy and keeps you focussed on the situation in.....er....hand....as it were.

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Fruit flies like a banana"

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