11-02-2005, 03:57 AM
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Pixies Horse Widower
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Wtf?
The scene is set, you have finally plucked up enough courage to speak
to an exotic beauty at the bar. You buy her a drink, expecting the big brush off, but no, she finds you interesting, she laughs out loud at your jokes, she doesn't mind that you still live at home with your Mum.
She reaches over and touches your leg, and gives you the big eye. You can barely believe your luck...you go to join her on the sofa with a fresh cocktail and voice full of romantic optimism, but wait...there's something catches your eye that's not quite right...
Lookee here \/!!!!!!!!!
DM
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11-02-2005, 05:59 AM
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Just me.
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Oops.
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11-02-2005, 07:40 AM
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Banned
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He's so much more petite than me! Grrr!  |
11-02-2005, 08:50 AM
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Larger Than Life
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bummer what a let down she was looking pretty good too
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11-02-2005, 10:41 AM
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Pixies Horse Widower
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Originally Posted by Steph
He's so much more petite than me! Grrr! |
Aaaaaahhh...... can't believe THAT, Steph!
Definitely NOT as pretty as you though! :wingang:
DM
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11-02-2005, 12:04 PM
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Wishful Thinker
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Damn good thing that showed early! Can't imagine the surprise when she(he) says "Oh, there's something you should know" 
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11-02-2005, 10:52 PM
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pixie of the wood
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lol...whatever the backstory, i don't think the 'suprise' detracts from the sex appeal of the picture... that chick practically oozes sex appeal.
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11-02-2005, 11:38 PM
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Pixie's Student
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Location: London, England
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Originally Posted by wyndhy
lol...whatever the backstory, i don't think the 'suprise' detracts from the sex appeal of the picture... that chick practically oozes sex appeal.
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Chick?!!! |
11-02-2005, 11:42 PM
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pixie of the wood
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i'm sure it's what she would prefer to be called.
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11-02-2005, 11:43 PM
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Pixie's Student
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Originally Posted by wyndhy
i'm sure it's what she would prefer to be called.
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She?! |
11-02-2005, 11:46 PM
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pixie of the wood
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i'm beginning to wonder if i have developed a stutter.
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11-03-2005, 02:28 AM
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Africandan
I think wyndhy's saying that if an elephant wants to be called a duck, and if it won't
actually hurt anyone for it to be so, what's the problem?
If a person is deceptive about their gender to the detriment of someone, that's different.
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11-03-2005, 02:52 AM
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Mrs FussyPucker
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Absolutely, Oldfart and wyndhy!
And africandan, she's got breasts, looks, dresses and probably 'feels' like a woman, while the only manly thing about her is a scrotum. There's more that's female about her than male, by a long chalk.
And referring to her as male, would probably upset her as much as it would upset any other woman on the planet.
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11-03-2005, 04:17 AM
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That didn't look like a chalk to me. LOL
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11-03-2005, 05:18 AM
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I do naked cartwheels.
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See, this is what I love about being bi - I looked at that pic and I went "WTF!! a tattoo???? To spoil such a lovely body like that.... and ooh, balls! Cool!"
But I guess that's just me.
CasperTG
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