10-28-2005, 12:47 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: New England
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Your private parts
Have you run out of ways to describe your hoo hoo?
Is your pecker's nickname lacking lustre?
Maybe it's time to consult a professional!
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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10-28-2005, 03:02 PM
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My own little world
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: TN
Posts: 4,006
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ROFLMAO....mine is now called my "honeyed womanhood".....OMG I can't stop laughing!
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I like the bed I'm sleeping in, just like me it's broken in; it's not old -- just older.
Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi
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10-28-2005, 03:05 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: New England
Posts: 21,709
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Honeyed, huh? Sounds interesting. ha ha
Allow me to introduce you to my "Seething Desperado"! :grin:
And for those of you that are curious...and you know who you are...
If I were a woman, I'd have a "salivating slot". Ok...so that actually sounds a little spooky. ha ha
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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10-28-2005, 03:25 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: New England
Posts: 21,709
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OMFG!!!!!
I know someone with a "sensuous catflap"!
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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10-28-2005, 03:29 PM
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gurly gurl
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Reality
Posts: 33,683
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"beautiful phoenix".
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~Tainted Love~
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10-28-2005, 03:45 PM
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Unbalanced Libra
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Western NY.Bflo
Posts: 193
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Hope nobody is diabetic..."Gluttonous Candy Cane",here..
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As long as there's feet at the bottom,and Pussy at the top,They're ALL perfect Legs
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10-28-2005, 04:31 PM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: on top of it all
Posts: 50,565
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Lilith's bits are best described as her "pliant chink".
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10-28-2005, 04:31 PM
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Nurse Ratchet Graduate
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Thousand Oaks, Ca.
Posts: 2,941
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Lubricious Oubliette ( I still like "puswah", tho )
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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN
It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~
As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~
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10-28-2005, 04:38 PM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: on top of it all
Posts: 50,565
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Lil's bits are best described as her "rouge-lined pocket".
I like that one better.
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10-28-2005, 04:39 PM
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Is it time to get up?
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Barbados
Posts: 4,672
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wohooo well i have a choice between "heavy flute" or "hard boiled sickle" or "pig-headed excalibur".... which should i choose?
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10-28-2005, 05:14 PM
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Suprise Me
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 4,259
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"exquisite sheath"
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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.
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10-28-2005, 05:33 PM
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Pixie since 9/3/2001
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Illinois
Posts: 16,995
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"fountaining knob"
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Growing older is manditory, growing up is optional
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10-28-2005, 05:35 PM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: on top of it all
Posts: 50,565
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are best described as his "supernatural pantagruel".
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10-28-2005, 05:55 PM
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Manwhore
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Pacific Northwest
Posts: 15,495
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Aqua's's bits are best described as his "pounding piston".
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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.
Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien
In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these
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10-28-2005, 07:09 PM
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Everybody Stretch!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Pa. USA
Posts: 11,637
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Lixy's's bits are best described as her "pouty glove".
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...sounds inviting, don't it?
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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.
~Thomas Dewar~
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