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BERLIN (Reuters) - A German flasher's lewd antics
backfired when he leaped naked out of a bush and
exposed himself to a woman, only for the off-duty
police officer to call for back-up and send him
scrambling back into his clothes.

"He'd expected her to go 'Ooh, ooh!' when he jumped
out -- not that she would calmly call officers for
assistance," said a police spokesman in the western
town of Mettmann on Thursday. "He got a big surprise
-- he really picked the wrong person."

The 52-year-old man managed to flee in panic from
where he had attempted to shock the police woman as
she walked her dogs, but was soon apprehended at his
home by her colleagues.

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