After taking the "Little BDSM Quiz" - - posted by nicole2309 I remembered I had this......

(From enigmasQuill)

Your Kids Might Have Inherited Your Kink If...

The neighbors complain that your kids do full body cavity searches when playing cops and robbers.

Your son uses Twizzlers as floggers.

You go in the playroom and find an interrogation chair built entirely of Legos.

You come home and find them tickling a bound and gagged baby-sitter.

Your son wants to know when he'll get his allowance, because he needs to pay his tab at the hardware store.

You tell your daughter she's too old to spank, and she assures you she isn't.

You yell to your daughter to do her chores, and she answers she's tied up right now,... and she really is tied up.

Your three year old is strutting around with clothespins hanging off her tongue.

Their favorite game is Cowboy and Dominatrix.

Your son earned his merit badge in tying knots...twelve times.

You notice his G.I. Joe has Barbie on a leash.

You bought a clothes dryer because every time your kids went out to play, the clothesline and clothespins vanished.

You ask your son to walk the dog, and later notice the dog's still home, but the leash and your daughter aren't.

They made a violet wand for their science fair.

lol

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

lmfao...Cowboy & Dominatrix!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

That's funny!

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

Good one, teddy!

Damn, I was going to respond to this at length, but the hardware store just called to ask me to pay up NOW so I've got to go out and find a second job.

lol, I love that!! Thanks for sharing

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Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part. Aimee Mullins

It's just human. We all have the jungle inside of us. We all have wants and needs and desires, strange as they may seem. If you stop to think about it, we're all pretty creative, cooking up all these fantasies. it's like a kind of poetry. Diane Frolov


How to get an "A"
I Love Guys With Accents
Nurse ~ Patient Story
Yes Sir
An Old Story of Mine
3 Guys & 1 Girl ~ Sounds like fun right
A New Short Story
Punishment Story

That gave me a good chuckle, which is good cause I'm just heading off for another dull day of classes.

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"...I won't be your winter...and I won't be anyones excuse to cry."

"Even heroes have the right to bleed."

"I'm wakin up at the start of the end of the world

My 13 year old not long ago told me she thinks what I need is a man that has pink fuzzy handcuffs. I readily agreed and now that is our on going joke. She also takes a sick pleasure in swatting my ass with a spatula whenever she gets the chance. Yup, I'm raising a dominatrix.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

eep!!! I have mental pics now.

That was a GREAT post. I'm waiting.. My daughter is only 3 and giggles when she's swatted on the butt... except of course when she's really in trouble. Oh, and last weekend she was asking about the rope on my boyfriend's bedroom floor that we forgot to put away. I have to say, as a mother who very much enjoys kink, thank god for locks.

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OH.. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

"You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct
way, and the only way, it does not exist." ~Friedrich Nietzsche

Thanks Teddy Bear I enjoyed those.

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I enjoyed it too, Teddy Bear. Thanks for sharing


None of those things has ever happened to me... but... a couple of years ago when I was visiting my son and his wife, I saw some wrist cuffs attached to the wall about 6 feet above the door... does that count? I also saw some leather goodies that looked like they might be fun... :devilish:

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It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

Just this past saturday, my son's 12th birthday I took the kids to Barnes & Noble and told them to find a book. My son innocently brings one forward with some hopes of taking it home and his sister snatched it from him to return it to the shelves. I asked her what the problem was, I'd told him he could get a book. She said "Yes, you did but not from the erotica section!" LMAO Ahem, ummmm I didn't know... I swear I didn't! When I asked why he'd selected that book he said "Daddy, I read a page or two and it was soooo descriptive!" I fought hard to keep a straight face and tell him to wait till he's older for "those" descriptions.

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As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will. He will be sure to repent - Socrates

Love is not looking in each other's eyes, but looking together in the same direction - Antoine De Saint-Exupery

Ok pixies people... I don't like kids... but damn these stories.... HAHAHAHA!!! Kids say the darndest things....

I sometimes wonder why I turned out to be the only sexual person in my family... must be because of my first... yup I'm gonna blame you Haven...

BigBear, I have to say I laughed the hardest at yours! Damn that's funny!

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~Kaelynn~

Some days life can be shitty , some days life can be outstanding ;
Sometimes you find love , sometimes you find fun ;

Just remember through all these changes you are you, special and unique...

Just a reminder to those who are like me and need it...