
08-26-2005, 08:25 AM
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Little Wild One
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Texas
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Girls-How Big is tooo Big?
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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone
I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram
"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley
WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.
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08-26-2005, 08:34 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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You can sure tell it's a male truck. 
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08-26-2005, 09:09 AM
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~~Kinky Bitch~~
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: ~~~Dela-Where???~~~
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roflmfao
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08-26-2005, 04:01 PM
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Mr Lizzardbits
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: on a bus
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too fucking funny
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Everyone Talks, Friends Listen
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08-26-2005, 04:44 PM
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Carpe diem
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: California
Posts: 8,418
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Ehhhh...is that the best he can do? 
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08-26-2005, 07:39 PM
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Mod with Bite
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Vegemite....nuff said!!
Posts: 13,502
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Lmao
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Equality for all
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08-26-2005, 08:50 PM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: on top of it all
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dickcicle
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08-27-2005, 01:52 AM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: East coast
Posts: 38
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meh, ive seen bigger.
lol jk
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08-27-2005, 08:46 AM
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~a little bit naughty~
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Georgia
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Get the lube! 
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08-27-2005, 09:53 AM
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pixie of the wood
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 10,575
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TinglingTess
Get the lube! 
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and the speculum 
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08-28-2005, 08:29 AM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: North Australia
Posts: 17,687
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Relax ladies, he's frigid.
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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating
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08-28-2005, 05:20 PM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Seattle
Posts: 8,189
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I don't remember Frosty being quite this lucky when I sang this song as a kid...Did I miss something?
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09-11-2005, 07:56 PM
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Lusting Horny Pixie
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: In your imagination
Posts: 4,292
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ROFL.... imagine rear ending the fella... getting a dick thru the windshield. LOL.
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09-12-2005, 12:59 AM
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Freeze!
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Posts: 482
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Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "when I'm having a wank here, it snows in china."
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09-12-2005, 05:43 AM
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Raving Pervert
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 245
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I'd hate to see the hole that would fit into!!! 
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