>>Subject: The Many Meanings of P.M.S.<<


1.Pass My Shotgun

2.Psychotic Mood Shift

3.Per petual Munching Spree

4.Puffy Mid-Section

5.People Make me Sick

6.ProvideMe withSweets

7.Pardon My Sobbing

8.Pimples May Surface

9.Pass My Sweatpants

10.Pissy Mood Syndrome

11.Plainly; Men Suck

12.Pack My Stuff

and my favorite one..

13.Potential Murder Suspect

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

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Could we do the same if you knew they were shredding silk panties?

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Just be yourself. The rest will fall in line.

That would stop the heart of any man!!

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It would be cheaper just to send me to D.C. or where ever he's vacationing this week :drive:

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

He's at his ranch for a five-week vacation & is avoiding the mother of an American soldier at his gate.

But I digress.

All those meanings apply to me right now. PF's on to something -- we could do a lot of damage during PMS but its arrival is so damn unpredictable.

Just corner the chief and let my daughter at him with the threat of no chocolate till she's convinced him to bring her bf home. That'll wrap that shit up!

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As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will. He will be sure to repent - Socrates

Love is not looking in each other's eyes, but looking together in the same direction - Antoine De Saint-Exupery

You know what? I like the way ya'll think.
NO, seriously. I got in an arguement with a total stranger about this today, and it's nice to be aroudn people with a little fucking sense.

Ok, don't mean to hijack, carry on.

Uh let's see - .....nope I can't think of anyhthing to get this back on track ...dammit.

OK, proceed.

Hell Hon, you're welcome to hijack anytime... well as far as I'm concerned.

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As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will. He will be sure to repent - Socrates

Love is not looking in each other's eyes, but looking together in the same direction - Antoine De Saint-Exupery

This is the problem with Pixies these days. A simple thread on PMS turns in to a political bashing thread.

Darlin, we're simply inventing creative uses for our PMS...and lucky us, we get to voice our opinions at the same time

Pass My Sweetie.......right on over here so I can sex him up!!