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By Lester Haines


German scientists are tickled pink after unearthing
one of the world's oldest sculpted phalluses - 20cm of
polished siltstone lovingly created around 28,000
years ago.

The stone schlong was discovered in Hohle Fels Cave
near Ulm, Swabia, by a Tübingen University team.
Professor Nicholas Conard, from the university's
snappily-named department of Early Prehistory and
Quaternary Ecology, explained the excitment to the BBC
thus: "Female representations with highly accentuated
sexual attributes are very well documented at many
sites, but male representations are very, very rare."

Indeed, although other examples of male genitalia -
from France and Morocco - predate the Ulm member, to
have "any representation of male genitalia from this
time period is highly unusual".

There may be a good reason for this - the German
sausage bears the scars of having been used to knap
flints, and was reassembled from 14 fragments. Despite
this abuse, and in a delicious leap of imagination,
Conard speculates that the life-size member may have
been used as a prehistoric sex toy. As he suggestively
notes: "It's highly polished."

Those interested in the sex lives of our distant
ancestors will be able to cop an eyeful of the Hohle
Fels phallus when it goes on show at a Blaubeuren
prehistoric museum exhibition entitled "Ice Art -
Clearly Male".

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I'm not sure my pecker can even be broken into 14 pieces, much less reassembled! :grin:

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Used to knap flints???
That's a little too rough for my tastes...

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“Sometimes I think we're alone. Sometimes I think we're not. In either case, the thought is staggering.” - Buckminster Fuller

"A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself." - Guildenstern, “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead”

They lie!

I have a contender to the world's oldest dildo title:

http://pixies-place.com:81/forums/member.php?u=1294

:grin:

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"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts." - John Steinbeck

Don't poke the bear, Steph!

__________________
Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

He might be old & grumpy but I can outrun him, especially in this heat!

Just don't run uphill.

__________________
Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

ROFL You think I don't know how to torture him? I'm wearing a short skirt with no underwear right now.

He's not interested...he likes panties. lmfao

__________________
Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.