I don't get to see the guy I date all that often ... he lives about 30 miles away and we both have fairly busy lives .... so we leave phone messages back and forth as well as talk on the phone ...

But my brain feels limited on what I've been thinking up to leave on his voicemail for quick little flirty/sexy messages to make sure he gets a bit of a smile on his face ....

Any suggestions on what would leave you smiling ... all suggestions are appreciated ... but just so you all know .... I get kind of shy when I'm talking on the phone ... either to a person or a machine .... so if you have some that are not tooooooo explicit that would be doubly appreciated .... thanks!!!

Hi hon...I was thinking about you and it made me feel good.

By the time you get this message...I'll already have washed my hands.

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We've traced the calls...they're coming from within the house!!!!!

It's 10:00...do you know where your lover's hands are?


Don't know how much help I was. ha ha

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LOL WI, go grab some more coffee.

If you don't want to be explicit (and that's really my forte, let's be blunt!) then I suggest concentrating on the tone of voice and make it all Marilyn Monroe-esque when you mention you're thinking about him.

Not too explicit? Sorry, I don't think I can be of any help...

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In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

<---is famous for calling someone up while he's at work on the weekends and simply saying, "I'm lying here in bed, naked, thinking about you and touching myself." Then hanging up the phone.

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lol just call his machine and cum loudly<jk>...omg can you imagine that message? Noooooooooooooo I have not done it............................










yet


You could always call and just say that you are sitting at work thinking about him and your panties got so damp you had to take them off.

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/me pms Lilith his phone number


Just so's you can practice... that's all.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

/me calls Aqua.....




"Have you checked the children?"

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

/me is eavesdropping and hears...have you choked the chicken?

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some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

Where do you think he got the chicken head from that he's sending to PF?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

ROFLMAO^^^^^at the attempted hijacking of the choked chicken!!

Had a friend on the east coast who was bummed for awhile and we both had unlimited texting on our cell phones so I started sending slogans in the messages and occasionally changing some of the words......."Nike says to just do it".........."Where's the beef"........."The way to a man's heart is not thru his stomach. " ....."Can I reach out and touch you!!"..........you can change so many of them, it got him thru until the next girlfrind came along.

i love text messages as little pick me ups! Glad you mentioned it SDLS

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Too bad the Lama don't carry his phone to work!

Too bad I can't get text messages

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Thanks everyone for your suggestions and comments so far .... even the ones I can't imagine myself being brave enough to use ... well, they made me smile and/or chuckle at the thought ... I'm much braver in the written word, but he only has work email and they moniter that closely, so we don't use that ... ah well! I appreciate each of you taking the time to come up with suggestions ... I love the revising advertisements idea!