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Old 06-10-2005, 03:37 PM
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Clem drove his pickup alongside the road and showed his buddy Jed where he'd first had sex.

"It was right down there by that there tree. I remember it plain as day. It was a warm summer day... We were madly in love... We made our way down to that the tree and made love for hours," explained Clem.

"That sounds amazing," exclaimed Jed.

"Yep, it was goin' real well until I looked up and saw her momma standing right there watching us..."

"Damn, what did her momma say when she saw you puttin' it to her daughter?"


"Baaaaa..."
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Old 06-10-2005, 03:41 PM
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OMG, where's WI??????????
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Old 06-10-2005, 03:43 PM
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OMG, where's WI??????????

Whaddya mean where? That WAS WI... names were changed to protect the baaaaa-d man.
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Old 06-10-2005, 04:46 PM
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Old 06-10-2005, 08:14 PM
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Old 06-10-2005, 08:15 PM
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Old 06-10-2005, 08:24 PM
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Whaddya mean where? That WAS WI... names were changed to protect the baaaaa-d man.


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Old 06-10-2005, 09:07 PM
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Old 06-20-2005, 10:18 PM
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Old 06-21-2005, 02:57 AM
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Old 06-21-2005, 05:20 AM
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Old 07-09-2005, 01:44 PM
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At first glance this pic looks like WI's dream....

But look again, maybe its Aquas?
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