I was sitting at the bar in the dining room filling some papers out earlier today when I happened to look down at the floor and saw, upon first impression, a huge brown spot on my nice spotless floor. I took a second glace and realized it was the biggest CRICKET I have ever seen. This ain't ya regular garden variety cricket, I get these sometimes, they're cave crickets. Of course, I nearly died (I HATE bugs), I sprayed him with wasp killer from about 10 feet away and watched him die. UGH, then I scrubbed the spot! LOL

I know, I know, I don't live in a cave, but they come out of the cellar (that I have NEVER been in, yuck) I guess, god knows how they get in But anyway...I just wanted to share, it left me in a bit of a panic lol

As far as I know, they're the only "pests" I have, every once in a while a few of them migrate up here and I have to call backup.. I don't like ANYTHING that hops (except bunnies )

Another thing...They seem to die when exposed to light for long periods of time I'm freaked out.

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It's a BOY!!

Sounds like a relative of the 60 foot spiders that sometimes plague IAKG!

PF better get on this right away!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

By the way, here's a picture so you guys can see what these nasty fuckers look like.

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It's a BOY!!

I liked your last pictures better! :grin:

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

That is The Mother Of All Crickets! DAMN!!!

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Everyone knows that laugher is great foreplay!

LOL WI!!

(and yes, it is the mother of all crickets and needs to go back to hell where it came from! lol)

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It's a BOY!!

Ew! You will find me nowhere NEAR that thing.

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I see your fantasy... you want to make it a reality

Are you in the mood to be subdued

You see these shackles
Baby I’m your slave
I’ll let you whip me if I misbehave

Tie me to the bedpost

I like it rough
cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all

Will he "sing" you to sleep? I love the chirp of crickets....from a distance.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

i hate crickets, little buggers keep me up at night. i've never seen one that big, i'd bug bomb your celler. kill em all, let god sort em out.

Crickets are nasty! :eek;

We have grasshoppers here that are bright yellow and green and the size of a small animal. First time I saw one I was home alone and I about died.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

That would feed a family of 6 in some countries

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
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^^^^Ain't that the truth!

Throw in some love bugs and you got yourself a feast.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

They can have all the fucking love bugs they want Tess...they spray (very$$$$$$) for them up here did you know that? Coincidentally they come around at the same time as legislature.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

well get some big boots and step on those bastards!

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hungry? why wait.....eat me.

jiminy!

crickets vs. cherry and wasp killer
a bit one sided

poor little cricket

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose