You hear "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle..."

You ever said the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.

You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.

Wookiees are offended by your B.O.

You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't
have to wait for a commercial.

You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.

You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock
thingy to get the barbecue grill to light up.

You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in
through the window.

Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had
a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood
deck.

You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.

Your father has ever said to you, "Why shucks, son, come on over to the
dark side...it'll be a hoot."

You really don't care that Princess Leia is your sister... you still want to "do her"!

You can repair a broken light saber using a Budweiser bottle as a focusing crystal.

You use The Force to make Jiffy Pop.

You had to rienforce the CB antenna on your landspeeder to keep it from flying off.

The deflecting of a blaster pistol shot off your belt buckle saves your life.

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Everyone knows that laugher is great foreplay!

Lmao!!

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

OMG.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

AngelicVamperess... "that was excellent"

Me... Holy Hell... I never thought I would find Star Wars even remotely enjoyable... but now I see the light. Come out with a RedNeck Star Wars and I am soooo there...

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~Kaelynn~

Some days life can be shitty , some days life can be outstanding ;
Sometimes you find love , sometimes you find fun ;

Just remember through all these changes you are you, special and unique...

Just a reminder to those who are like me and need it...

I agree, a Redneck Star Wars would be a hoot. The only problem with it is the theme song/soundtrack would probably be filled with different versions of Duelling Banjos. :grin:

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Everyone knows that laugher is great foreplay!

Hello!!! that ONLY makes it even BETTER!!! :wiggles:

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~Kaelynn~

Some days life can be shitty , some days life can be outstanding ;
Sometimes you find love , sometimes you find fun ;

Just remember through all these changes you are you, special and unique...

Just a reminder to those who are like me and need it...

LMAO

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It's a BOY!!

LMAO :grin:

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

welded the doors shut?


OMG!!!! :grin:

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

squeal like an Ewok!!!

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

You have a recipe for Ewok? Wanna share?

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Cholesterol; it's not just for breakfast anymore.

Ya'll come back, now ... and may that lil' ol' force thing be with ya'll.

:grin:

Why Star Wars wasn't shot in New Zealand.

They couldn't get Lucas to go along with "Force the ewes, Luke"

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

And what would be wrong with that????????????

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I am here for only a short time on this earth. My goal is to make everyone I see smile if only for a moment.

thats funny, i'd pay to see a redneck star wars. i'd imagine it somthing like spaceballs.