A Wal-Mart store that sells husbands has just opened in Texas
Where a woman may go to choose a husband
Among the instructions at the entrance,is a sign how the store
operates,there are 6 floors,it states that the attributes of the men
increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is however a catch,as you open the door,you may choose any man
from that floor,but if you go up a floor you cannot go back down except
to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the Wal-Mart Husband Store to find a Husband
On the first floor the sign on the door reads
Floor 1, all the men have jobs
Floor 2, These men have jobs,love kids
Floor 3, These men,have jobs,love kid,and are extreamly good looking.
"Wow" she thinks,but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the forth floor,and the sign reads:
Floor 4, All these me have jobs,love kids,are drop dead good looking,and help with the house-work.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims,"I can hardly stand it"
Still she goes to the Fith floor
Sign reads,All these men have jobs,love kids,are drop dead gorgeous,help with the house-work.and have a strong romantic streak,
She is tempted to stay,but she goes up to the Sixth Floor.
The sign reads,you are visitor 3,456,013 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.This floor exists solely as proof
That women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping Wal-Mart's Husband Store.
Watch your step as you exit the building - and have a nice day

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you can alway's tell a limey,But Not Much


I'm so miserable with out you,

It's almost like having you here

Too cute!

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Prelude to a shower
Private party
Making dinner
Untitled
ME
skip

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

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LOL

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I like the bed I'm sleeping in, just like me it's broken in; it's not old -- just older.
Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

And here I was ready to settle for the 3rd floor.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I read the first few lines and was like " wait most of the stuff i buy from walmart i have to take back sooner or later" lol cute joke

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"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts." - John Steinbeck

cute, but I mostly loved looking at your avatar!

:jump:

LMAO!!!!!
Yep they're right!

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I am here for only a short time on this earth. My goal is to make everyone I see smile if only for a moment.