*clicks her heels 3 times (Chey did you get that) and moans, murmurs, mumbles,"there's no place like Pixies"*


What do you wish you knew how to do?

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Relax

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Short term...I wish I knew how to fix my snowblower.

Long term...I wish I knew how to play the guitar.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

grow wings and fly to England right now

lots of stuff. unfortunately, i am not perfect
a good homemade pie crust that turned out tender and flaky, not chewy and pasty, would be a nice start
barring that? always knowing what is the right thing to do.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

Build my own computer and fix it when it broke.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

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How to make great standing beef and pork rib roasts

How to use this silly dremiel I bought

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Shushhhhhhhhhhhhhh......Be werrrry werrry quiet.
I am hunting wabbits.....


Story posts
First Crossing
A Secret Untold
Aimee: The Transition
Don't know where to Start

how to play the piano

Piano lessons are on the "one of these days I'm gonna ..." list.

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Prelude to a shower
Private party
Making dinner
Untitled
ME
skip

Ohhhh Yeah.. lol - I got it, ruby slippers and all.. :lust: (((Lil)))

Today was another day that I wished I could be a teacher now - not 3 (hehehe) years from now.

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

Amen to that.

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“Sometimes I think we're alone. Sometimes I think we're not. In either case, the thought is staggering.” - Buckminster Fuller

"A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself." - Guildenstern, “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead”

Teleport

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Strength in depth

I believe your most attractive features are your heart and soul

~> If I Only Had A Brain <~


Hey that's my line.

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Be a better vocalist, or maybe how to keep my mouth shut when people of authority say stupid shit that just invite a smartass response..

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Win the lottery