What's your favorite expression of frustration?

Sharni, we already know about frogshit.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Oh, if the frustration gets extreme, the phrase mutates into "Bugger me with a red-hot chihuahua!"

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

I have way too many to list.

"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."

LMAO ~~ That's my mantra

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Well I saw this phrase in a book that I read once. "Oh fuck me til it hurts!"
I think it speaks for itself.

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My stories
An erotic story
The instructor and student
Secretary learns how to take a dicktation
The story of sister stephanie

I am full of it...er...them! I have a million...but will only list my top 5 (to spare you the pain of all that reading...lol!)

1) JHCOAB! = Jesus H. Christ On A Bike! (OMG...this is infuriating!)...And I'll only ever say that here once more...any other time you read it, it'll be the letters. Does anyone know what the middle initial stands for?

2) Oh yeah...sure! And my ass is a piano...play me! (When I don't believe a word you are saying)

3) Fuck me royally! (When I've been cheated out of something...but with flair. Hey! Ya gotta give props where props are due...lol!))

4) You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd (it's futile to try it...whatever "it" may be at the time)

5) If that's true...I'll kiss your ass in Macy's window during rush hour while masturbating to a opus played by chimpanzees! (I know you are lying)

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

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While it may seem like Sharni has directed that^^^ at me...I know in my heart of hearts it was purely coincidental that she posted just after me!

*giggle*

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

"I liked it better when you sucked me in silence."

*writes that one down^^^^^


I'm a "well fuck me running" sort of woman when I am amazed.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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"Fucked in the ass without any vasaline"

Do I have something tatooed on my forehead that says "______"?

One I like that I haven't used yet, but thought many times... "Your village is looking for you - their idiot is missing."

When I get frustrated I just say "Shit!" or "Fuck" - not very creative

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

"Fuck me"

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~Tainted Love~

[QUOTE=LixyChick]I am full of it...er...them! I have a million...but will only list my top 5 (to spare you the pain of all that reading...lol!)

1) JHCOAB! = Jesus H. Christ On A Bike! (OMG...this is infuriating!)...And I'll only ever say that here once more...any other time you read it, it'll be the letters. Does anyone know what the middle initial stands for?
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hosanna

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Ravage Me!

Me Time
Long Lonley Night
Tied Up
Teased

http://thesmashedfairy.blogspot.com/

Another fav of mine is this. Now before I go on, it can be used in 2 different terms with the same equally funny outcome.

"Well the lights are on,but nobody's home."

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My stories
An erotic story
The instructor and student
Secretary learns how to take a dicktation
The story of sister stephanie

"well, fuck me to tears..."

Picked that one up in HS, still haven't figured out how one might get fucked to tears...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.