I'm looking for those cute corny sayings relating certain careers to sexual characteristics, like:

Teachers do it with class!

ESE does it exceptionally.

Firemen have bigger hoses.



Do any of you know some of those?

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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Mechanics know how to use their tools

Hair dressers do it with style

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I like the bed I'm sleeping in, just like me it's broken in; it's not old -- just older.
Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi

Old truckers never die, the just get a new Peterbilt

Tennis players do it with fuzzy balls.

Beach Volleyball: In the sand is twice as grand.

Chemical engineers strip 'em and pump 'em

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I remember reading a bumper sticker ...

Nurses do it PRN (for those who don't know that's medical speak for "as needed" I believe).

Photographers do it in the dark!

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

Lawyers do it in their briefs

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Firemen are always in heat

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you can alway's tell a limey,But Not Much


I'm so miserable with out you,

It's almost like having you here

gardeners do it with hoes
brick layers do it in the mud
cooks do it in the kitchen :devilish:
engineers do it with precision :lust:
artists do it with technique
moms do it with love…awww…

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

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