Spare us please!!!! What is the worst movie you ever saw...or even your worst 3?

Mine:

The Cell- JLo
Time Machine
The Thief, The Cook, His Wife, and Her Lover

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The Time Machine (the new one)
Master and Commander (I went to see it with my parents, I slept through half of the damn thing)

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It's a BOY!!

The Thief, The Cook, His Wife, and Her Lover (definately a bad movie!)
Johnny Mnemonic


and probably the worst movie I've ever seen.....

Being John Malkovich :bang:

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i liked being jon malcovitch...huh...just goes to show...

worst 3, kinda recent: bubble boy, sky captain and the world of blahblahblah, and son of the mask (okay...it isn't out yet but c'mon this movie is gonna suck. )

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some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

I got your back wyndhy... I really liked Being John Malkovich and I am betting Son of the Mask is gonna suck pondwater.

Anywho... what movies did I hate?

Blair Witch Project (Can't believe I paid to see it in a theater)
Short Cuts
Johnny Mnemonic (I'm with ya on this one WI... but I knew it was bad before I watched it)

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I'm sorry, but I just could not get in to Being John Malkovich. I tried...right up to the closing credits I tried. Not every movie I watch is superficial, so I know I'm capable of enjoying one with content. ha ha

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

A Polish Vampire in Burbank ...yes it is a real movie

Eraserhead
...a David Lynch movie that STO said he understood but would never explain it to me (so he said and I do have my doubts LOL)

Howard the Duck

OMG....Punch Drunk Love!

Did anybody get that movie?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Creature From the Haunted Sea
Schlock

and one of the funniest, but also worst porn movies ever made....................Chatterbox. About a woman with a talking pussy. Hysterically funny, but still just an awful movie.

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More recent films I'd have to go with: Stepford Wives, Mystic River, and Gothika.

OMG... recently my friends and I rented The Core as per a recommendation... worst movie EVER. Though probably because we're such nerds and couldn't get past the scientific inaccuracies...

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Are you in the mood to be subdued

You see these shackles
Baby I’m your slave
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Tie me to the bedpost

I like it rough
cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all

MAN...that was BAD. I'll vote for that one too

2. Wag the Dog
3. The MTV Punk'd thing...don't remember the title....

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got another...pat-that SNL skit turned movie...oooo that one stunk.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

We just saw Hero and that sucked
I also don't like any of the above mentioned movies either.

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Malkovich malkovich malkovich... I liked that one. I also like Master and Commander. Oh well.


A recent ones that I was on the fence about was Sky Captain... (etc). I did not like the story line at all really, but I sat through the thing (twice! as I got dragged along again) and could not get over the awesome backdrop work that they did. They really got the art decco (?) buildings and stuff done very very well in CGI. That alone redemed it in my book.

As for ones I did not like at all, I agree with Stepford Wives and for the life of me could not get into I, Robot (might have something to do with the fact that I have read it before and was influenced by that?).

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