Can anyone recommend me the best oil to use on my nads as my SO really loves to do tea bagging *one of her fetishes*but the only time I can get my balls to hang like that is when I use some oil as most of the time my scrotum is shirveled up and tight and just won't "hang" lol (maybe it's the cold weather here in Canada lol)

thanks for any advice.

Can someone tell me what "tea bagging" is?????


I am left witht he image of inserting a man's balls into a cup of boiling water -- and I doubt the oil would assist.

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it's when a guy lowers his testicles into another persons mouth for sucking. just like dippin a tea bag but w/o the hot water

sorry, i can't recommend an oil cause i'm not crazy about the way it leaves a coating in my mouth...maybe the flavored ones are better.

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Alright, lets get medical for a second.

Your Testicals need to be kept slightly cooler then the rest of your body in order for the sperm to survive. I think it's 92 degrees. Anyway, as the temperature around your scrotum goes up they begin to hang more so that there is more surface area for them to cool.
When it gets hot their shrink up toward the warmth of your body. That's why on hot days your balls get so sweaty...they are trying to cool off.

SOOOO...easiest solution is to turn up the temperature of the room you'll be in....never heard of using oil before but i get the point (prevents scrotum from sweating so it gets hotter and sags more)

^^^^YEP! Turn up the heat for a while and they'll come out of the cave!

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Hot showers or hard exercise usually does it for me. Like you said...the cold doesn't help. I don't know how enthusiastic I'd be about putting some kind of oil on them that would make them hot.

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/me imagines WI dipping his balls into Chinese hot oil

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nope it'd be peaNUT oil :grin:

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Now this is about the NUTiest thread I have ever read.

Turn up the heat, the simplest solution is most often the corect one.

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I'm sorry but I don't care to have greasy balls in my mouth....

WHY????????????????

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No no no, you got the wrong idea cowgirl. I would never want my SO to have this oily taste in her mouth.

What i'm trying to do is since it's so damn cold up here in Canada, my nads are always like this, so what i'm trying to do is normalize it so say I want to prep my nads for some teabaggin later on in the night, I go put some oil on it to make'em hang, and than take a shower an hour later to get the oil off. I know there'll still be some residual oil, but my nads will hang for about 2-3 hrs more so than say if I just took a shower, they might only hang for 30mins to an hr.

This allows me to satisfy her more in her fetish as she's able to tea bag longer, but without the nasty oily taste in her mouth (well if there is a taste, it won't be as strong)

edit: yes I could turn up the heat but others in the household will begin to complain about the heat (I live with too many eskimos here lol), so needless to say I wouldn't want to draw too much attention because of that. And it's not like I can keep taking showers as the hot water tank will eventually run out!

I'm scouring the web in search of Electric Underwear, but I've only been able to find battery powered socks. Actually...those might work better anyway. lmfao

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We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Found the best solution , take a bath for 15mins in relatively hot water, it'll make you totally exhausted though when you come out, but boy can my boyz hang lol.

I'm terribly, terribly, terribly...oh hell...I'm fuckin confused!

I have never ever...in my many years on this planet...heard that oil will make ones balls hang low! It's body temperature...pure and simple! How could oil help...or the lack of, hinder?

I don't know where you got this notion phelan...but I beg to differ! Oils might make it fun to squish and grope when they hang low...but oils DO NOT make them hang low because you smather them on!

There may be one exception to this rule...the oils that warm to the body as they are applied. But...baby oil:NO! Cooking oil:NO! Body lotion, margarine, butter, shea butter...etc., etc., etc. NO NO NO NO NO!

If you are warm down there...they will hang. Plain and simple!

*shakes head and wobbles out of the thread*

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