Angellic Vampire's date thread got me thinking about the advice my mom gave me about boys growing up. I wonder if you had good, bad, or crazy advice about the opposite sex when growing up. Was it from friends, family? What were you told?

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Treat women with respect...they deserve it.

And even if you don't like someone, be courteous.


Other than that, the rest was either nonsense or prepubescent ramblings.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

From my mom: "Go out and play the field.....guys do it, why shouldn't girls?"

No thanks mom, lol.

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"...but his evaluation of my vampiric reputation had me begging for salvation ALL night long!"

My Stories and Poems
Wake Up, My Darling With Him Black The Incubus The Succubus Return of the Succubus Be My Dom The Vampiress The Seductress Condolances, My Vampire and Romance of the Virgin Master...or Pet? Part I Master....Or Pet? Part II Master...Or Pet? Part III (End of the Trilogy) When She Comes An Experiment In Her Blood The "Horseshoe" William and Camilla Cold Water Sit His First... Her Hunger You May Enter (Me) The Glory of Magdalena The Drive Home Dreaming of a Stranger Night
Just Like That The Taste The Pool of Pleasure Room 207 Park and Ride Til Death An Invitation Movie Night Sister's Shower


My Other Personalities
Blood Princess
Crown of Ivy

My mom told me not to make-out with a guys for very long because they would get ideas of wanting something more.

Can you believe that??????

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

Only if you do it right

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Well I did have lots of boyfriends. :devilish:

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

Mama said...."Big penis's hurt. Go for a guy with a smaller package. Your dad's is 10 and a half inches and I scream every time."

Thanks mom.

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Mama said...."Just be yourself. And if he doesn't like that, then that's his problem."

Thanks mama.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Phew...dodged that bullet, huh? lmao

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

oh dear god the things i DONT want to know about my dad!!!!!

ROFLMAO so glad i never heard that one !!!!!!


~nikki

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Ravage Me!

Me Time
Long Lonley Night
Tied Up
Teased

http://thesmashedfairy.blogspot.com/

Never really discussed sex or any of that with mom. Boys were to be dated and rarely kissed. She was a real...well, something else. She even dug out my diary that I had stashed under my mattress in the middle of the bed. I think, for her, sex was dirty. And, I've been trying to overcome that for a long time.

Oh gawd! No I do NOT wanna know how big daddys dick is.

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I am here for only a short time on this earth. My goal is to make everyone I see smile if only for a moment.

My dear dad told me once that if I had as many dicks sticking out of me as I had in me, I'd look like a porcupine.

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I am here for only a short time on this earth. My goal is to make everyone I see smile if only for a moment.

....or isn't.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

My daddy told me to carry a quarter with me and to balance it on one knee then put the other knee on top of it and not to let it fall..................oppssss. Sorry Dad!!