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OH MY GOSH--how appropriate tho! "Hey someone bring me a quarter pounder with cheese......I'm trying to have a baby here!"


We had a brand new McD's open up in our town the other day.......I wanted sooo badly to be the first customer to be served and say I was the first of billions served. Too bad I couldn't wake up that early.

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~Tainted Love~

Awwwwwwwwwww! But...not Ronald. Call him Archy! LOL!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

as long as its not Hamburgular

I vote for MACkenzie

I think this thread is going way of being cheesy!

do you think she GRIMACEd when she was pushing :grin:


alright alright i'm leaving...jeesh

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

Where is Mayor McCheese when you need him?

Dammit! You beat me to it!

It's alright though, I still love ya!

phew! :hug:

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

Do you think as he gets older, his Mom will give him little Mcnuggets of wisdom from time to time? Or maybe give him a small Shake when he gets out of line? If he's doesn't accept a dare will his friends call him McChicken?

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Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Hold the pickles,hold the lettuce,special orders don't upset us.

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller