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Old 12-10-2004, 03:37 AM
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In Honor of This Special Season (and given it's Pixies)

I wrote this little jingle ...

Yingling Balls


Dashing through the snow,
Racing towards the barn,
I chased ol’ Sally Mae,
With all her fetching charms,
As we got inside the door,
I grabbed her and we fell,
Onto the soft fresh hay,
All was going well.

Chorus:
Yingling balls, yingling balls,
Look how they do sway,
First to the left, and then to the right,
As we romped there in the hay …
Yingling balls, yingling balls,
Look how they do sway,
I wish I’d had more endurance
When I had ol’ Sally Mae.

We got ourselves undressed,
My trousers round my feet,
I grabbed her by the waist,
Then fondled her left teat.
Balls and boobies bounced,
It must have been a sight,
To watch my rigid thing,
Aim for her pussy tight.

Chorus:

In just a minute or two,
I wanted to push my pride,
Into ol’ Sally Mae,
Who was laying by my side.
I was all hard and moist,
Looking forward to some fun,
But she took me in her mouth,
And drained me of my cum. O ...

Chorus:

My thingy has gone soft,
In Sally I haven’t cum,
My fluids all are gone,
And I am all but done.
Our time this day is through,
And I am drained and spent,
My chance for Sally Mae,
Has come and now it’s went …

Oh … Chorus:

Repeat Chorus
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Old 12-10-2004, 03:41 AM
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Well done DB!
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Old 12-10-2004, 03:45 AM
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OMG Laughing hysterically! Great twist on an old fav! love, Lizz
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Old 12-10-2004, 04:50 AM
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ROTFLMAO.....thanks Dicksbro, I needed to start my day with a good laugh.....and Merry Christmas to you and yours.
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Old 12-10-2004, 05:27 AM
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Geezzzzzz...you're awfully jolly lately db! What's in the egg nog?

LOL...very cute rendition of an old fave!
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Old 12-10-2004, 02:34 PM
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too funny!!!
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Old 12-12-2004, 12:59 PM
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BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*gives a standing ovation*
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Old 12-12-2004, 01:35 PM
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dicksbro,

You've given that old favorite a decidedly new twist.
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Old 12-13-2004, 02:11 AM
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Very cool DB, love the other one too in the other thread.
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Old 12-13-2004, 12:19 PM
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LOL...great job DB. Thanks.
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