Today, while in a local auto parts store (looking for fuzzy dice to hang from my 17 year old nephew's car mirror, don't ask! LOL), I was standing there talking to a salesman trying to figure out where to look when my son moves from beside me to behind me and tugs the back of my sweater at my shoulders. He informed me later than my cleavage was showing and he was trying to pull my sweater from the back so the front would be more covered. He said..Geesh..you're my mom and that man was drooling over your chest!!


For some reason I found this hilarious, my sweater was NOT low and trust me, the salesman wasn't drooling lol

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I like the bed I'm sleeping in, just like me it's broken in; it's not old -- just older.
Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi

It works both ways when my wifes friend & husband used to come over to visit my 13 year old daughter (at the time) would make sure she sat between us and hold my hand! My wife said she was just looking out for moms interest.

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The mind never forgets what the hands have learned

Well, it *should* have been, in both cases!

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

awww he was looking out for his mommy, that's sweet, lmao funny but sweet all the same.

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"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts." - John Steinbeck

Tell him that he's lucky his mom still has a body men ogle at. That should keep him quiet.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Wellllllllll what was he doing to notice??? But at least he was watching out for his mom!

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Everyone Talks, Friends Listen

Out of the mouth's of babes!!!

Did he actually say "cleavage"? That woulda made my jaw drop!! LMAO!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

LOL - how cool is that? Too funny! What did you say to him when you left the store? LMAO!

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

We all drooled over your cleavage...why wouldn't a salesperson?

Aren't they just the GREATEST?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Jay-t....I know how that is, if it were up to my boys I would never come in contact with another male lol

Gecko....lol

Dreamgurl....I thought it was the parents who watched over the kids..boy did I have that backward! lol

Osuche...sweetie they don't ogle....he was just imagining things.

Mayhem....Again I say.."BUT I'M THE MOM!" lol

Lixy...Yes, he actually said cleavage...the child is a trip..must get it from his grandmother lol

Cheyanne....After we left I told him I really was old enough to dress myself. He said...I know mom, you're OLD, that's why I'm here to help you!...smartass kids

WI.....C'mere and I'll show ya my cleavage...rofl

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I like the bed I'm sleeping in, just like me it's broken in; it's not old -- just older.
Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi

Too FUNNY!!!

Did you find the dice?

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Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.
~Bob Marley
His clothes are dirty, but his hands are clean; and you're the best thing that he's ever seen.
~Bob Dylan

Yes Mac..I found the dice. They even have the ones that light up, but that would be much too distracting for a new driver, don't you think. So Mac...how's the saga of George. Hate I'm off today and have to miss any stories roflmao

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I like the bed I'm sleeping in, just like me it's broken in; it's not old -- just older.
Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi

Might I suggest you just check the "Fuzzy Dice" row.

Could you show me your "fuzzy dice" so I'll know what I'm looking for

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I like the bed I'm sleeping in, just like me it's broken in; it's not old -- just older.
Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi