A Romanian father-of-five needed medical help after he superglued a condom to his penis.

Nicolae Popovici, 43, told doctors he didn't want any more children, reports National newspaper.

The man, from Topraiser in Constanta county, named only as NP in the paper, already has five children.

He and his wife decided to use contraception but the condom they bought was too big so he stuck it on with glue.

After sex, the man realised he couldn't remove the condom and went to his village's medical clinic for help.

A nurse said: "He even said that he thought the condom could be used several times and that he wanted it stuck on his penis so he could use it again later. We barely managed to remove it in the end."

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Yeah, ewwww...And what a dumbass

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It's a BOY!!

What a tool. My frist thought was how was he supposed to pee if he had the condom on. Why in the world would anyone want to do that to their franks and beans???

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Now that would have made a helluva weird lookin water balloon, huh?

Whatta schmuck!

Ya big silly! Yer supposed to cut a hole in the tip!

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Omg!!! Lol!!!

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Well good thing he won't be having any more kids, that is the last thing we need is more from his gene pool!

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In the same situation,I would have used Elmer's "WOOD" glue.

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