This sort of thing just happens to me. I am a magnet for the weird and bizarre....

So on the second night I was in Savannah, which I must digress and say is just about the most beautiful old city I have ever visited, my girlfriend and I decided to be adventurous and walk, yes in the dark and yes 2 tourists/women alone, through the downtown parks to get to the riverfront to go soak up so local flavor and EAT!!!!! Well we head off walking through the park. We pass the large crowd gathered for the walking ghost tour and head towards the river. As we continue on we hear a commotion and spot this homeless man crossing the path ahead of us as I turn to the direction of a voice hollering I see a homeless woman/skank prostitute??? sitting on a bench, yelling at that man and appearing to pull on a pair of sweat pants.

Welllllllllll I look back at the guy walking away, trying to make sense of the scene when I clearly hear someone call me, "BITCH!!!!!" so I turn to see who knows my name this far away from home only to see Ms. homeless hooker taking her pants back off, spreading her legs wide and pointing at her naked, exposed girl stuff I have no idea what she was telling me about it but I seemed to stop strolling and starting hustling to get out of the park.

Here's the thing, my friend, missed the whole thing. She got nervous and tuned them all out, so she did not believe me. Well she did, but she missed the lady's show. Sooooo on our walk, and a much faster paced walk I must admit, back to the hotel, as we passed by where the couple had been they were gone. But on the ground was her sweat pants....



so typical of a walk through a park with me.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

that sounds like my luck!

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~Tainted Love~

Maybe they were ghosts!


"and all they found was a dirty pair of sweatpants....." eeeeeeeeeeeeeek!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

You know what she wanted........... Think about it.... She wanted you to finish her off. The old man didn't and it pissed her off.

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I am here for only a short time on this earth. My goal is to make everyone I see smile if only for a moment.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^LMAO^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


~nikki

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Ravage Me!

Me Time
Long Lonley Night
Tied Up
Teased

http://thesmashedfairy.blogspot.com/

:grin: you always get to have all the fun.

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"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts." - John Steinbeck

lol. where's the digital when you need it?

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

And they say people in the South are conservative!

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Funny.......... i've been there several times and its never happened to me....... but Lil is cuter!

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

It was just bizarre and so of course I immediately felt the need to share it with you guys

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Just goes to show you never know where or when you'll get an eyefull.

And you did go back for the sweatpants right? As a souvenir?

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these