Well I said to the dog, your feet smell. He protested that his python boot was too tight, and told me to get a life. So I got a live chicken and sacrificed it to the curveball god, but all he gave me was saliva to doctor the ball. I screamed and shouted but it was no use, the barrier seperated me from civilization and hard drives. Being unlicensed, I couldn't chomp the bar, it was far too flexible, it got like that 10 years ago when things were very different. It scored high on the IQ test in Philadelphia next to the blacksmith's shop. "What do you know?" they said, "I know much of sausage and steak", he replied, saving Ferris as he waltzed out the door. The gym floor rumbled with excitement and anticipation as the butterflies broke in through the roof. Their trail of destruction was only stopped by a well-flung basketball that achieved escape velocity somewhere near Africa. Lukatherian fire grew in the cradle of death. Mayhem ensued.

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I want to know everything
I want to be everywhere
I want to fuck everyone in the world
I want to do something that matters

Wow...that was way over my silly little head.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Anyone else played Mad Libs recently?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

LOL @ osuche.

<---*loves* Mad Libs.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

What are mad libs?

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I want to know everything
I want to be everywhere
I want to fuck everyone in the world
I want to do something that matters

Try this:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/t...=books&n=507846

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Sounds cool IAKG, but what I did wasn't a madlib

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I want to know everything
I want to be everywhere
I want to fuck everyone in the world
I want to do something that matters

<---wasn't the one who first mentioned it. LOL

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

.....aaaaaaaaaaaaa maybe I'd do better if you expressed that mathematically, Belial.

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could you repeat that? i only understood part of it.....the word "dog"

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one for all, and all for me!

Ah... I love it when cherries fall from the recently condemned window hanging next to the brand new synagogue on wheels. "All your base are cookies in a material world", she screamed obediently, but alas the network of detectives silently crawled to the subway car. Then, as the new moon refused to play backgammon with the Queen, the dog once more came out from hiding and saddled up the kitchen table. Turning quickly, Ma and Pa felt for the sunshine of the lucky charms and messed up the garden hammer with sour gelatin. Mayhem is to soft to describe what happened after the bridge deck was delivered to the sideways elevator after donuts cut through the funny wig.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Ahh,........ Aqua, you want to go sit over there with Belial, please. :dizzy:

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<---Didn't know there were *two* of them.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

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I checked.....and the word "ass" was not mentioned even once in this soliloquy. Nor were any of its synonyms. Lil...better go check on Aqua. I think he's feeling ill!

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney