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•What do you call an absent-minded Dúnadain?
Answer : A Space Ranger! 
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07-31-2004, 05:04 AM
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•How would you ask a Ringwraith for a date?
Answer: "What's a Nazgul doing in a place like this?"
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07-31-2004, 05:08 AM
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•What do you say if you bump into a wizard?
Answer: Saruman, I didn't see ya there!!!
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07-31-2004, 05:10 AM
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•What did Pippin say as he was carried off by the Uruk-Hai?
Answer: Ouch! You're carrying me in an orcward position!
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07-31-2004, 05:13 AM
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•How do Orc’s greet each other?
Answer: With an Uruk Hai five.
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07-31-2004, 05:14 AM
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•Who is Frodos favourite musician?
Answer: Sting
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•What did Pippin do when he got drunk?
Answer: He began to feel Merry
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•What did Gimli say when Rosie tugged his beard?
Answer: Lego-las!
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•Why did the one-armed Balrog cross the Road?
Answer: To get to the Firearm shop!!
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07-31-2004, 05:24 AM
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•What did Legolas see when he looked into Galadriel's mirror?
Answer: A Bloomin' fine looking Elf.
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what would you call a collections of orc's who play various musical instruments? |
07-31-2004, 06:24 AM
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An Orchestra?
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Sharni & Grumble,
These are GREAT! I love them. Thank you!
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An Orchestra?
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07-31-2004, 09:19 PM
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*LOL*....theres a heap of em eh
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