Subject: Two Arab mothers


Two Arab mothers are sitting in the Gaza strip chatting over a pint of goat's milk.......

The oldest mother pulls her bag out and starts flipping through pictures, and they start reminiscing. "This is my oldest son Mohammed. He's 24 year old",

says mum.

"Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother gleefully.

"He's a martyr now, though" mum confides.

"Oh dear?" says the other

"And this is my second son Kalid. He's 21."

"Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born".

"He's a martyr, too " says mum quietly.

"Oh gracious me ...." says the other.

"....and this is my third son. My baby, my beautiful Achmed. He's 18", she

whispers.

"Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school".

"He's a martyr also," says mum, with tears in her eyes.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says, "It's amazing.........they blow up so fast, don't they?"

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

I'm not sure exactly how to respond to this one. Let me sleep on it and I'll get back to you in the morning.

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"...I won't be your winter...and I won't be anyones excuse to cry."

"Even heroes have the right to bleed."

"I'm wakin up at the start of the end of the world

ROLMFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

speaking of Arab jokes

Why is the camel known as the 'ship of the desert' ?


Because it is full of arab semen (seamen)

Grumble---That reminds me of an "old" joke,about using the camel,but I'll
SPARE eveyone! Irish
P.S. "SPARE" everyone?That should be in the "Remember" thread!

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry!!

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Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.
~Bob Marley
His clothes are dirty, but his hands are clean; and you're the best thing that he's ever seen.
~Bob Dylan

I just had diet pepsi shoot out of my nose...

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