Scientific research has now shown that men are better and faster at changing a babies diaper then women. The things science finds out!

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Half of a set :halo:

I say we give them the job then!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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Does quality of workmanship count? Changing a diaper in 2.3 seconds flat doesn't help much if they crawl into the wall (because the wrong end is covered) and poop all over the floor!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

I'm with Lil ~ they can have THAT job. And all the excellent pay (poop) and benefits (smelly diapers) that go with it.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I have been a child care provider for almost 20 years. I will put my skills at diaper changing up against any man there is.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

When my daughters,were in diapers,I shared changing them,with my wife!We
both were the parents.I never believed that a job,was a mans or a womans!
Some people are just better at things,then the other.Ex:My wife was better
at diapers.I was better at tuning engines & designing mechanical things,then
she was!In the interest of time,you usually,do what you excell in. Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

How did they find enough men that would actually change a diaper in order to do the study?

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I like the bed I'm sleeping in, just like me it's broken in; it's not old -- just older.
Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi

The next big question science needs to answer is "Why science answers these questions?"

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"...I won't be your winter...and I won't be anyones excuse to cry."

"Even heroes have the right to bleed."

"I'm wakin up at the start of the end of the world

Goverment Grants!

Sounds like a fact finding tour to the Bahamas will be needed.

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Half of a set :halo:

I am more inclined to volunteer to do a study on a cruise to Alaska.....

I would say any skill I had in changing them fast was due to the fact I only had to get hosed down once or twice to realize efficiency was its own reward...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

And...the poop goes on!

LMFAO@this thread and the responses!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

How funny. It takes my husband 10 minutes just to change a wet diaper! He makes it seem like the hardest thing he's done all day. I'll have to bring up this scientific evidence next time! However then he'll just say "you're right, and you should get all the practice you can get to be as good as me"!!

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XOXO

Tell the truth Scotzoid. It’s only be cause guys know about things like hosing THEM down and staple guns that make us so proficient.





(and it also keeps us from having to do it )

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