> > John, a local football star, is jogging down
> > the street when he sees a building on fire
> > A lady is standing on a third story ledge holding her pet cat in her
> > arms.
> > Hey, lady yells John,;Throw
> > me the cat.
> > ;No,; she cries,It's too
> > far
> > I play football, I can catch him
> > The smoke is pouring from the windows, and
> > finally, the woman waves to John, kisses
> > her cat goodbye, and tosses it down to the street
> > John keeps his eye on the cat as it comes
> > hurtling down toward him. The feline
> > bounces off an awning and John runs into the street to catch it. He
> > jumps six
> > feet
> > into the air and makes a spectacular one handed catch. The crowd that
> > has
> > gathered
> > to watch the fire breaks into cheer
> >
> > John does a little dance, lifts the cat above his head, wiggles his
> > knees back
> > and forth
> > then spikes the cat into the pavement.

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

Now that's gonna get the kitty lovers all riled up...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Seemed like a perfectly reasonable thing to do to me.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

LOL, Irish. That's cute (and I like cats).

I,purposely,DIDN'T send that,to my wife & daughters,because they "love"
cats.They'd know that I was kidding,but still get "pissed"! Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)