06-25-2004, 08:56 PM
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The Asian Lady
An Asian lady married an English gentleman and they lived happily ever after in London. However, the poor lady was not very
proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for
groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with chicken legs.
The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say it, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The lady got what she wanted. The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy wieners. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...
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What were you thinking?
Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!!!!! Now get back to work. You have one dirty mind!!
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06-25-2004, 10:25 PM
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here and there
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Ha! that's excellent!!!!!!!!
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06-26-2004, 05:09 AM
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Everybody Stretch!
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lol!
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06-26-2004, 06:21 AM
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Irish,
You got me. Good one!
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06-26-2004, 06:29 AM
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Good one!
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I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
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I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours
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06-26-2004, 06:45 AM
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Good one, Irish.
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06-26-2004, 07:00 AM
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I am ashamed of myself...
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