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How smart are you?
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> 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe
and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple
things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close
the refrigerator.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in
the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think
through the repercussions of your actions.
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3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
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Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator.
This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first
three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your
abilities.
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4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles.
How do you manage it?
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Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending
the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your
mistakes.
According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many
preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says
this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have
the brains of a four year old.

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There's someone in my head, but it's not not me - Pink Floyd

LOL that's too cute!

LMAO

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What is life?
If not an excuse for death,
and what is death,
if not an escape from life?

LOLOL

I got the first one right!

I got the 3rd one right

Great post loved it got none right but hey had a laff when i saw the answers

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Everyone Talks, Friends Listen

LMAO.....got the second one right

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~~lost in you~~

My brain is now officially fried.

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

I've seen a variation of this so it gave me an unfair edge and I still missed the first one.



(We need a "Take home and ponder" category. )

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Saw this before and I still got some wrong!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Wicked man.

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