I never get dressed immediately after I shower. I lounge around, clean, nap, etc. au naturel.

For some reason, I usually cook nude, too.

The oil was sizzling, the onions were thrown in . . . why do I endanger my breasts like that?

I know I'll be doing it again the next time I make a stir fry, tho'.


What stupid things do you do over and over putting you in contention for a Dawin award?

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I answer the phone when he calls.

I keep coming back here to work.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

moi? Do something stupid? How DARE you insinuate such a thing!


My cookware can go from stovetop to oven, and I love that it can. The only bad part is that when I take it out of the oven...the only real place to put it is on a burner. Well...when I am ready to serve, my eyes see a saute pan on the burner and my hand grabs the handle faster than my mind remembers that it just came out of the oven. HOLY CRAP is that not pleasant!

Once in awhile, I'm smart enough to think to myself "I'm gonna burn my hand" and stick an oven mitt over the handle. The rest of the time...well, it keeps me from pleasuring myself!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

That makes it a Two-Way Obscene Hate call.

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NOT gonna admit to my stupidity!!

Nope.... top secret!

My desk here at work *and* the one at home regularly have a habit of jumping out in front of me. I'm constantly going around with a bruise or two on my upper thigh.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

I know better, but I never carry cash. My friends keep yelling at me because I'm never prepared that way. Recently I took a 5 day trip with only $5 in my pocket, and that's because a family member gave it to me when I was on my way out of the door. The worst part is that I always forget to post my ATM transactions.

I also never have a tissue. I have allergies and I'm a crybaby, but I never carry a tissue.... duh me.

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

Saying dumb things which produce doubt in my audience. I have sensitivity but no sense.

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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below

I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.

I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours

coming here....lmao

Being overly negative...

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

Survival Tip: Never cook bacon while naked. It could burn your weiner!

I don't do any one thing stupid every day. I jsut do different stupid things everyday.

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Well sir that seems to be someone else's problem.

i have this strange habit of being very clumsy. when i go down steps i have to look at my feet or else i'm on my butt at the bottom of the stairs. i've done it so many times now my friends and family just walk away like they don't know me.

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"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts." - John Steinbeck

Trust in people to easily.

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~Tainted Love~