05-26-2004, 07:18 PM
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Men!
Subject: Fwd: MEN
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> > Men are like ........ Laxatives ......
> > They irritate the shit out of you.
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> > Men are like ....... Bananas ......
> > The older they get,the less firm they are.
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> > Men are like ....... Vacations ......
> > They never seem to be long enough.
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> > Men are like ........ Weather ......
> > Nothing can be done to change them.
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> > Men are like ........ Blenders ......
> > You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
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> > Men are like ........ Chocolate Bars
> > Sweet, smooth,& they usually head right for your hips.
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> > Men are like ........ Coffee ..... The best ones are
> > rich,warm, & can keep you up all night long.
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> > Men are like ........ Commercials .....
> > You can't believe a word they say.
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> > Men are like ........ Department Stores
> > Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
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> > Men are like ........ Government Bonds
> > They take soooooooo long to mature.
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> > Men are like ........ Mascara ......
> > They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
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> > Men are like ........ Popcorn ......
> > They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
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> > Men are like ........ Snowstorms ......
> > You never know when they're coming,how many inches
> > you'll get or how long it will last.
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> > Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ......
> > Fun to look at, but not very bright.
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> > Men are like ........ Parking Spots
> > All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
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05-26-2004, 07:52 PM
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can anyone draw me a map to the dog house?
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05-26-2004, 08:19 PM
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Amen!!!!!
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05-26-2004, 09:40 PM
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Huggable!
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LOL
I love it! Thats great.
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05-26-2004, 10:25 PM
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For some strange reason,my wife & daughters,LOVE that one!
Irish
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05-26-2004, 10:47 PM
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*LOL*...good one Irish
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05-27-2004, 03:25 AM
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It wasn't me!!!
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What did we do?
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05-27-2004, 09:22 AM
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05-27-2004, 02:33 PM
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***GRINS***
oh ya luvin it
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05-28-2004, 01:28 PM
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This thread is just a sop for the ladies, most of whom are too inconsiderate
to leave the seat up for the man following her.
Damn, where did I hide that fox-hole? Incoming . . .
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05-28-2004, 01:28 PM
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Fire in the hole!!!!
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