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Old 05-20-2004, 01:06 AM
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Childless couple told to try sex

A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having sex.

The University Clinic of Lubek said they had never heard of a case like it after examining the couple who went to see them last month for fertility tests.

Doctors subjected them to a series of examinations and found they were both apparently fertile, and should have had no trouble conceiving.

A clinic spokesman said: "When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: "What do you mean?".

"We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate."

The 30-year-old wife and her 36-year-old husband are now being given sex therapy lessons while the university clinic undertakes a study to try to find out if there are more couples with a similar lack of sex education.
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Old 05-20-2004, 01:08 AM
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OMG! I worked with a dumb German like that!!!

She rolled cat nip with pot and didn't understand why the joint made her feel sick.
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Old 05-20-2004, 08:40 AM
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These brain-damaged people have the nerve to look surprised...

(and no, I'm not referring to the couple as the "brain-damaged people")
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