I heard a joke today and it sounded like something from Laugh-In...so I thought I'd tell it here in the tradition of the show!

Please add a "Laugh-In" style joke directed to another Pixie! Let's see if they pop in...(or open the door, so to speak) on the Pixies joke wall...and ask for the answer! Might be fun, huh? On the other hand...this could take forever! Oh well! If you've seen the show you'll know that if the person that the joke (one liner) is directed to doesn't answer (after a reasonable time), anyone else on the joke wall can ask for the answer or add one themselves!

If you are too young to know about, or have never heard of Laugh-In...click on the link (below) to get a history of the show!

Laugh-In

I would have put this in "Smut Games", but it isn't smut and I don't get over to that forum very often...so I stuck it here! Now...on with the show!

*opens door on joke wall...and giggling in true Goldie Hawn style*

Hey PantyFanatic? What's the difference between panties and a stage curtain?

*giggles somemore and closes door to wait for PF to ask for answer*

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

BTW...would someone please Sock It To Me???

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

A-a-a-c-c-c-k-k-k-k-k!

Goldie Hawn is now a Grandmother.

Now ... awaiting PF's answer.

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If I came here to talk, I would have worn underwear.

I am sure it will be..........


*clears throat and adjusts ciggy in its holder, smirks,pushes palm leaves aside and says in a terrible German accent*

VERY INTERRRRRRESTING

So we're sat here in beautiful downtown Burbank waiting for the answer.

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What is life?
If not an excuse for death,
and what is death,
if not an escape from life?

I think PF is out on the town with Grumble.

Mom always did like you best

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**Stands in front of a rather large microphone with one hand cupped around my ear**.........

Coming up next week folks! When the flying fickle finger fate award.... (or the wonderful winged weenie as our producers call it).......

<<<<SPLASH!!>>>>

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

"If your buddy is a-sleepin' better give 'em a nudge Every-body look alive cause Here come the judge!"

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

You can bet your bippy!!!

LMFAO@^^^^^!!!

WTF is PF? I see him logged in. I bet he's sleeping at the puter again! I'll just give him a call...

*crosses one leg over the other...wrinkles up nose and puts on headset..."one ringy dingy, two ringy dingy's...Is this the party to whom I am speaking"? snort, snort*

OK...well...I'll give him a few more moments and then I'll get back here! In the meantime...in order to make anything of this thread...ANYONE can jump in and open their door and call on another Pixie at anytime! I see some of you remember that show very well! TY for participating!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

(I think 'the boys' will be leaving for the airport soon. Grumble starts the next part of his trip - & his life - in a few hours. PF probably thought he could sneak in a little perving before they left.)


*In my best Ruth Buzzie, hairnet knotted on forehead, saggy nylons, 'sturdy' shoes, baggy sweater*......

*I whack PF with my purse*......


Heeeeyyyyy PFFFFFFF!!!!

Oh the mental pic^^^^^! LMAO!

Well...they said when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport, but they never mentioned PF would be going there too! He IS off to take Grumble to his next and final destination of the heart! I wish you love and luck Ian!!!...*hugs*



BBL...and so will PF (so he said)!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

......so while we wait, let's have a poem!

(thick southern accent)

THE FROG....

BY

HENRY GIBS0N


THE FROG HE IS MY FRIEND
CAUSE WHEN HE CROAKS
HE DOESN'T DIE
IT IS HIS WAY OF SAYING HI!

THE END

Well of course I’m too young to remember that show………….. but I read a lot.

*scoots over closer to Lixy on the bench *

The difference between panties and a stage curtain is panties is what I want to see falling off our Pexietts and a stage curtain is what I wanted to see fall on Mistress_Perverta, …….. and DID! ………….. Now how bout you help me with the other half. :lust:

*stables self with both hands on the cane and waits for Teddy to hand Lixy the purse*

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