
05-06-2004, 10:59 AM
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near death experience
ok so last night im all snug and safe in my bed, in dream land unaware of the world around me . out of no where i wake up to the door to my room being opened , (i kno its not my girl cuz i have a monator and cud hear her breathing) i open my eyes to see the shape of a man standing in the door way sneeking into the room . my heart STOPPED blood ran clod and i froze...... then i realize the dog is NOT barking at this figure in my doorway that is tryin not to wake me. i mutter "what the fuck" wondering where the hell my dog is and if hes ok . my mind scrambles to remember where the knife is. i hear the voice "calm down baby i tried to call" HOLY SHIT its jeeping home a day early!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
all i cud do was lay back and thank god i didnt need the knife and the dog was ok !!!!!!!!! he swears up n down he told me he was commin home last night but i swear i dont remember it LMAO !!!!
just wanted to tell yall how i almost murdered my husband!!!
~nikki
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05-06-2004, 11:05 AM
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nikki1979,
I'll bet it took you awhile to get back to sleep afterwards!
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05-06-2004, 11:07 AM
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OMG!!! Sounds so scarry! Bet your glad to have your hubby back though! 
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05-06-2004, 11:09 AM
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LMAO hes mad and pouty i wasnt happier to see him!!!! LMAO !
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05-06-2004, 11:19 AM
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OMG if it were me he'd be pushing up daisies 
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05-06-2004, 11:19 AM
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Whew that was a close one,,, I can see the headlines now.
AP: Bush administration blamed in wrongful death of military member, because spouse was not advised by officials of his early return.
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05-06-2004, 04:13 PM
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woah, i'm afraid the military would need to enlist someone else cause if it were me i would have killed him on the spot. glad to hear he's home........safe. hehe
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05-06-2004, 04:21 PM
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I hope you made him change the sheets!
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05-06-2004, 11:00 PM
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At least he wasn't trying to sneak in and tickle you.
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05-07-2004, 03:45 AM
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OMF gekkogecko i really wud have killed him then!!!!!!!!
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05-08-2004, 05:14 AM
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Could have been serious ... but it is funny now that it's over.
Glad he's home with you, now!
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