THE YEAR'S BEST [ACTUAL] HEADLINES OF 2003


> 1. Crack Found on Governor's Daughter

> 2. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

> 3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

> 4. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

> 5. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

> 6. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

> 7. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

> 8. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

> 9. Miners Refuse to Work after Death

> 10. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

> 11. War Dims Hope for Peace

> 12. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

> 13. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

> 14. Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

> 15. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

> 16. Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

> 17. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

> 18. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

> 19. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

> 20. Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

> 21. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

> 22. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors



> And the winner is....



> Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

omg- that was great

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My Corset Pictures My Feathers My Legs My 'get to know me' pics
Love's Bitch, the writings of my mind

that was the funniest thing ever LMAO

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"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts." - John Steinbeck

i luv that kind of stuff, to funny

~nikki

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Ravage Me!

Me Time
Long Lonley Night
Tied Up
Teased

http://thesmashedfairy.blogspot.com/

Oh, they're killing me!!

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Good Irish ...

And then in Manchester last week, they found the body of a woman in a marsh with a trail of her clothes leading to where she lie. Police quote: "This looks suspicious."

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If I came here to talk, I would have worn underwear.

Hahaha, classic

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"I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be... I'm free to be what I want" - Muhammad Ali

*Can't speak now*.....choking to death!

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !